Can your pecker touch your ass?

A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pull a beer out of his cooler. The little boy asks: "Can I have a beer Grandpa?" Grandpa replies: "Can your pecker touch your ass?" The little boy answered: "No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker." Gramps says: "Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer!" A little later, Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asks: "Can I have a cigar Grandpa?" Once again, Grandpa asks: "Can your pecker touch your ass?" Once again, the little boy replies: "No, it's too little. Grandpa says, "Then you're not man enough to have a cigar!" A little later, the little boy comes out of the house with milk and cookies. Grandpa asks: "Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?" The boy asks: "Can your pecker touch your ass?" Laughing, Gramps replies: "HELL Yes, my pecker can touch my ass!" The little boy replies: "Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me!"