Who makes the best patients to operate on

Five surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first, from Manchester, said :'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered'

The second, from Birmingham, responded :'Yeah, but you should try electricians - everything is colour coded..'


The third surgeon, from Edinburgh said: 'No, I really think librarians are the best - everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Belfast, chimed in: 'You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts leftover.'

But the fifth surgeon, from London, shut them all up when he observed
'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the mouth and the
arsehole are interchangeable.'